Dave Allen on Religion

By politicalwag.com | June 22, 2009

Comedian Dave Allen remembers his introduction to religion – his first day of school!

Duration : 0:5:46


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25 Responses to “Dave Allen on Religion”

  1. perksy10001 Says:
    June 22nd, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    and she was …
    and she was impregnated by a spirit, yeah riiiiiight!!!!

  2. milpav Says:
    June 22nd, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    Wonderful!!! Great! …
    Wonderful!!! Great!!! The best!!!

  3. jvilla21 Says:
    June 22nd, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    I’m glad i’m not …
    I’m glad i’m not the only one who thought that way when i was little.

  4. therorysnake Says:
    June 22nd, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    Search for a video …
    Search for a video on youtube telling you how :)

  5. OOGMAN77 Says:
    June 22nd, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    So, God was married …
    So, God was married to Mary?

    No God was not married to Marry. Marry was married to Joseph…..Shut up.

  6. skoobabloke Says:
    June 22nd, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! …
    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! Effing hillarious!!! Thanks for posting.

  7. you2be321 Says:
    June 22nd, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    “HE WILL CAST YOU …
    “HE WILL CAST YOU INTO EVERLASTING FLAME!!!!” “what?!?” hahhahaha

    “he died because of you!!!”

  8. koldtoft Says:
    June 22nd, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    Spot on.
    Spot on.

  9. ridelo Says:
    June 22nd, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    I would like to …
    I would like to write Dutch subtitles for this. What do I have to do?

  10. Jurma4ut Says:
    June 22nd, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    In the name of the …
    In the name of the father, the son and in to the hole he goes.

    Amen

  11. zwreckless1 Says:
    June 22nd, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    He wrote more about …
    He wrote more about religion than he did about science .. Do a search // newton and bible commentaries / it will stun you he’s a christian ….atheism and science don’t just go together .. you can’t claim a whole field of study because you deny another .

  12. Ladyseverene Says:
    June 22nd, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    I met Dave Allen in …
    I met Dave Allen in 1998, he was a charming delightful man and a genius. He is sorely missed.

  13. Briarstudios Says:
    June 22nd, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    xD yup
    xD yup

  14. nogogma Says:
    June 22nd, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    Tell me about it ! …
    Tell me about it ! LOL …

  15. Briarstudios Says:
    June 22nd, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    there all bloody …
    there all bloody stupid

  16. MingeIt5 Says:
    June 22nd, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    A legend. A very …
    A legend. A very talented, intelligent and witty one at that.

  17. conman2317 Says:
    June 22nd, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    Religion: The …
    Religion: The ultimate stupid concept.

  18. nogogma Says:
    June 22nd, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    Christianity: The …
    Christianity: The ultimate stupid religion .

  19. AntiSnoopDogma Says:
    June 22nd, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    zwreckless…. …
    zwreckless….newton is ok to make the point it doesn’t work agnst the person. I’m sure he wrote on theology (a non-subject) …he lived in a time when religion was pervasive and the only option regarding the unknown. It’s no accident that only his scientfic contributions are known…..all the theocratic stuff is nonsense and unuseful. No need for homework studying nonsense. Theology: i hate this word….we may as well have superheroology, santaclausology, fairyology etc.

  20. Moonie8 Says:
    June 22nd, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    Nice stuff.
    Nice stuff.

  21. pharcyde110573 Says:
    June 22nd, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    His parody of …
    His parody of Christianity is beyond perfect in fact if you expand this line of thought it seems to apply to all the major religions!

  22. zwreckless1 Says:
    June 22nd, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    For Newton the …
    For Newton the world of science was by no means the whole of life. He spent more time on theology than on science; indeed, he wrote about 1.3 million words on biblical subjects. Yet this vast legacy lay hidden from public view for two centuries until the auction of his nonscientific writings in 1936. try searching issac newton and blue letter at the same time he wrote full commentaries on danial and revelations don’t use newton to make your point .. it works against you do some homework,,

  23. isaachaze1 Says:
    June 22nd, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    don’t forget about …
    don’t forget about all the medical advances :)

  24. thecoast47 Says:
    June 22nd, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    religion is the …
    religion is the worst thing that ever happen to mankind. religion only persecutes people and gets people killed or ostracized. if it weren’t for Isaac Newton and many other scientist, we would still be in the middle ages living crappy lives and not be debating on youtube. all those zealous holes are hypocrites if they denounce science, because without science there wouldn’t be electricity, motor vehicles, telecommunication etc.

    -spitgiezer

  25. wiskawind Says:
    June 22nd, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    Oh this is so funny …
    Oh this is so funny, I have tears rolling down my face! LOL
    First time I have ever heard this man, he is great; thank you, I saved it! (smile)

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